control your insolence, the cunt is concentrating

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

i’m bleeding out in the snow and my friend is trying to help me but they just noticed that all my bloodstains are heart shaped so they set me down for a second to get some aesthetic photos they’re gonna post on instagram later. but to be fair i’m not tending to my wounds either i’m bitching on tumblr LOL! i think i am going to die in these snowy mountains. . . 🏔️ 🩸 ☠️