dear sirs, there are Lads in the river

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

There should be a napoleon in every generation. Like the dalai lama. French revolutionary monks searching the countryside with a group of artillerymen which each candidate child must attempt to command

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*

Um actually scrub daddy is my comfort character and it physically and psychically hurts me to see you chop him up and eat him after freezing and cracking him up with liquid nitrogen while naked with big boobs?

Ill be a star

And in science news, The Commission for a More Sadistic Ecosystem announced today that they've developed a two-ton obligate carnivore with broad, grinding teeth