ha haha hahaha

very specific and intense obsessions as a demarcation of time; the season of this album, the time of that book, the age of that fixation

i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands

whenever i click the cc button on a youtube video that clearly has a high budget and is made by a fucking studio and i see “english - auto generated” i spit daggers from my eyes and mouth at whoever decided to not pay someone to make actual captions

Meanwhile every time I watch a video clearly made by one guy in his living room and it has complete descriptive subtitles, I feel more love in me than I can contain.

Ah lads they fucking rotated him

Legit the scariest stream I've ever seen

Salmon when they narrowly escape a bear ^

I be sleeping in the master chief position

I love insults like landlubber and cityslicker, look at this idiot not used to areas and situations

We’ve made flashlights but we haven’t made reverse flashlights

artificial darkness would be funny as hell though i’d love to beam a line of night directly into someone’s face. go to the void

man some of the seven deadly sins aren’t even that bad. sorry I’m angry n wanna fuck? Sorry I ate a lot? shut up

🤭