и эта свобода

I was in the breakroom at work and my coworker was looking at liveleak on his fone full volume, his fone was stright up emiting sounds of moaning and groaning so i looks over his soulder and the guy was watching someone birth like 60 of the slugs from canadian animated tv show slug terra into a sink, and afterwords i had to go back to butchering cows with him like i didnt see nothing

being humble, transparent and honest gets u absolutely nowhere. ppl just use it against u

idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica