I love Matilda because it's a story about a child who sees injustice around her and gets mad about it and questions why things aren't fair, and instead of the ending being that she learns how the world works and that life isn't fair, she catapults one of the adults who abused her out of a building with her mind

I think rent should be $4 a month

like hey landlord, thanks for letting me stay at your place. go get yourself a snack this month

oh a thousand? you want a thousand? that's too many snacks babygirl

Vaporeon could probably do this in canon. Like several dex entries state they're almost 100% water.

when you tell his spoiled ass no

use more olive oil

I didn’t even notice the url I was just like damn they’re right.

“Focus in the present” girl… everything is happening at the same time

why is trying to make a new friend so embarrassing. hi. me again. asking for your attention once more even though i am literally just some random person to you. it's because i want to be not just a random person to you. please understand

Holy shit that's so cool

Finally “do you love the colour of the sky” got compressed for our convenience

This is now my favorite photo

reblog if you're abusing israel

If the USA is so great then why did they make a USB?

Yeah okay that’s fair