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uniformedwater

music not hitting, phone not hitting, Minecraft not hitting, food not hitting, mouth taste like blood, death comes for us all

#watching yentl hoping the beauty of Mandy patinkin will hold my focus #but I’m probably gonna give up and get back to writing Fargo fanfic #or rather scrolling YouTube reels as a break from writing Fargo fanfiction

stickyben

If you saw a Spiders Georg dressed in pajamas covered in little spiders on Dashcon day one, that was me! Last year, I enjoyed handing out pins at Dashcon so much that I thought I’d just do it again! I made like 80 or so of these little magnetic pins and tried to hand them out to as many people as I could, so I hope the 80-ish people that got one like them!

Also, day two I changed cosplay and went as Barry Wheeler from Alan Wake, but still gave out pins.

soapsmoviesfootballfan

#Noah wyle #the Pitt

leadmetothegardenbetty

the most miserable little guy to ever exist </3

#Kyle gallner #for fans of torturing your blorbos theirs few who do it better

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mattys-marbles

love this moment. head completely empty.

sevenmoreminutes

it's only a piece of rope, jay, an ordinary household item, why hide it?

#oh my GOD #SOOOOO true #this is them #Alfred Hitchcock LITERALLY made a ntbts episode movie #you’re so true for this #ntbts #ntbtstm

ori-orio

nirvana the band the show the dashcon: dashcon 2:2 edition featuring @loosifey as hacker jay and @petepepsi as classic matt (so nice to meet you by the way!!!), and of course, the necessary pilgrimage afterwards

#prev #dashcon two #ntbts #ntbtstm #I just kept muttering things like ‘Jared stood here filming’ or ‘Matt and Jay frequently walked here’#awestruck like never before

rickyapologist

matt's always like "and for this plan we have to be in this TINY CONFINED SPACE TOGETHER. where the stakes are INCREDIBLY HIGH AND WE HAVE TO GET CLOSE AND WHISPER TO EACH OTHER and there is NOTHING SEXUAL ABOUT ANY OF THIS" and jay's just like "maaaaatt i told you this wasn't a good plan 🥺🫣🤤"

rickyapologist

@cobalt-42 fully gets it in the tags lol

kinnoth-2

god, jaybird, you really are sexually frustrated huh

#truly zero explanation other then they have had sex before #like who says that about someone they haven’t had sex with #and who gets that insulted when someone they haven’t had sex with says that #they had sex #and Jared filmed it but keeps those for himself #ntbts

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spooky-tsunemori

Dashcon 2 Pregnant Omega Dean Winchester photo dump for your viewing pleasure/torment.

#delightful and informative panel runner #can’t wait for the masters level course next year!#dashcon 2 #dashcon

duskroads

2 Spiders Georgs! with @stickyben

kissplan

matt neurotically admitting to things when he's stressed out during an interview generates so much sickly pathos material for me to energy vampire off of. "yeah so my mother told me i was ugly and unlikable and untalented as a child. i'd go to school and everyone would treat me like a little boy genius but then i'd come home and my mom would be like '🙄 the autist is back' haha. anyway happy to be here success feels amazing. i'm getting married the day after this piece of shit premieres so i don't have time to process anything. it will be on my best friend's (picture the words radiating a sickly green glow) birthday."

future-crab

Imagine being Anais Mitchell and writing a song about the rhetoric of fascism so incisive and prescient that 10 years later an actual fascist would use that exact rhetoric down to the highly-specific phrasing in his presidential campaign. But also it took 10 years for the project you wrote that song for to move from living room shows to concept album to theater workshop to off-Broadway to Broadway, and its Broadway debut ended up coinciding with said fascist's successful bid for the presidency, and now it looks like your song that you wrote in 2005 is a super unsubtle reference to that one particular and highly-topical politician.

Frankly if I were her I would have started killing.

blasto-the-hanar-specter

And they touched tips the entire time.

jaybaumansbuzzcut

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#red letter media #rlm

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existentialqueer

The graphic design of the supernatural panel slides were pretty good

#dashcon 2 #me circa 2016 was gushing

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