Hailee J

This is now officially a Slavic humor blog

that’s ellen degeneres

Not so generes now

whatever howl movingcastle’s gender is, i want some of that

Bitches wanna buy their boyfriends the latest consoles but when was the last time he CONSOLED you? ps 5 years ago

literally all tv shows should be limited series. figure out what ur doing and where ur going and pitch that i dont ever want to see a 5+ season show ever again

The only exception is Supernatural. I could easily watch another 14 seasons of it.

you’re sick

Guys im sorry to say but i am an ARG

they got hit by Yells Like A Pirate Virus before they got to finish their sentence this is so sad

thinking about my optometrist who was treating my eye infection and said “if it hurts, you can rinse your eye with boiled water. look at me - look at me. i want you to understand that i mean water that has been boiled and has since cooled down. not boiling water. do you understand?” like i’m so grateful for this man ensuring that I wouldn’t destroy my eyes by pouring boiling water in it, because it is an adequate assessment of my intelligence

OP, how beefy are your neck muscles to hold up that giant fucking brain of yours? this is AMAZING.

I fucking hate James Tissot’s paintings because in ALL OF THEM there is ALWAYS someone staring right at you, but it’s not always immediately visible. You just feel watched by this mf. Sometimes the little shit is right there at the centre, but others the bastard is just gazing from the distance, it is CREEPY, my guys

I think this is hilarious. We’ve been caught.

They’re all “looking into the camera like they’re on the office”!

is there a way to queue a post directly into your mind because i want to remember this post at least once every hour for the rest of my life

If you were directing a play, how would it begin?

bagpipes at the back of the auditorium so everyone turns their heads and when they’ve turned back around the play has already begun

i’m a mepath it’s like an empath except i only feel my own emotions

Reblog in 30 seconds for good luck

Friendly reminder Bea Arthur was the real mvp and created a shelter for lgbtq+ youth

the Bea Arthur Residence could use donations to help cover their operating costs, btw!