Some Prince Of Dudes

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

everyone loves to hate terfs until they realise that it actually entails rejecting bioessentialism entirely and then suddenly you’re “taking things too seriously” and you “don’t have a sense of humour” like i’m sorry but saying protect the dolls doesn’t make you immune to terfism it has seeped into every corner of mainstream feminism and unless you’re actively searching it out and checking your own biases you will always be at risk of sharing a space with terfs

having VR sex and she's hitting my amazing digital cervix

sorry, I made this joke like two weeks ago. Yeah no we're gonna kill you now. Yep, nothing you can do about it, pack it up

taking my gamer dog out for a walkthrough

i'm so tired of social media users saying "successful people are abusing stimulants". unsuccessful people are too. #WEMATTER

Happy Send Me On My Way Sunday

it's thousand yard stare summer

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

I’m 400 years old and still on tumblr

Make your haters become incubators when you wield the ovipositor of success

You guys are always like "being crushed by 10,000 tons of rock probably feels good as hell" or "being torn to pieces by hunting dogs would low key fix me" and I feel like those things would actually be unpleasant.

How about "Drinking an ice cold strawberry milkshake probably feels good as hell". Do you guys like that one.

they’re foreclosing on my mind palace