Some Prince Of Dudes

The Gaslighting Magician: This is your card

Thats not true Nefarious Anglerfish

I should quit my job to pursue a life of meaningless violence

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

hmmmmm.... this shitpost from a user i dont know seems like a warm, safe place to lay an overshare egg 🥚

how did a woman manage to date elvira for 19 years and not tell every single person she knows

Whenever they gave us one of those "read through ALL the instructions before you begin!" trick assignments in school where the steps lead you on an increasingly ridiculous goose chase until the final one tells you to just put your name on the paper and turn it in without doing anything else, I was always like, "Okay, but what's the point? Surely the REAL world won't be anything like this." And then I grew up and discovered that not only is the real world often exactly like that, some people won't even read the first line of the instructions even if they make perfect sense. And these people are called "co-workers"

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

dress up is one of the most important pillars of gameplay that is often ignored by game developers to disasterous results