I can has fruitloops?

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off

She Would Say That. She would DO that.

[ID: Buffy Summers from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. The photo is edited so there is a speech bubble that makes it look like she's saying the original post. End ID]

one must imagine sisyphus livin la vida loca

nobody actually likes summer or winter you’re all lying and mistaking spring and fall for these fuck ass idiot seasons of misery

Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell

now we have to have a tv movie where doctor billie piper is gunned down and promptly killed by the american healthcare system, only for her to regenerate into slutty paul mcgann again.

@girlwholovesherwords 😍😍😍😍😍😍

I often think about that post that was a fake dating profile for a cat that was all about chickens, like wanting someone with posable thumbs for opening chickens.

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This remains one of the great art objects of modern times and nobody will convince me otherwise.