Manny: You should put in a few standing lamps.
Black: Why donât you just say you are gay?
Manny: What? IâĻ Iâm not gay.
Black: But you are interested in lamps.
Manny: Yeah, but Iâm interested in women and lamps. âĻ I thought you wereâĻ gay, I mean.
Black: I did for a while, until I found out about the prohibitive standards of hygieneâĻ and all that dancingâĻ
Dylan Moran, Black Books, Season 1, Episode 2
(2000)




















