Whispers of the Grove

*Holding out my hand in a peace sign* You can't spell execute without cute! *In my other hand drags a long gnarled blade scraping loudly against the stone*

Mad scientists will be like "I know a place" and then strap you onto the autopsy table

only an autopsy if you're dead... please use the proper name for my vivisection table

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Fun to see this going around while bluesky is down

i avoid printers at all costs but deep down i think i should've been a printer. life so easy. i sit there all squarelike and when someone has a minor task for me i goFUCK YOU

Plural who works at an animal shelter call that the Cat Distribution System

I was being chased around by Spider-man for not eating a piece of cake and out of nowhere, he stopped, looked at me, and said “you just lost the game”