Gnash, gnash, gnash

AU where the women in straight porn just grunt and say stuff like "take that big pussy, bitch" while the men scream and moan and convulse and arch their backs while shouting "Oh my god! You're wrecking my dick!"

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

If Bugs Bunny is functionally immortal, why does he fear the gun?

you have GOT to get over god abandoning you when you were 2 like its not even uncommon

I’ve seen you people thirst after men I wouldn’t even feed to my creature

the letterboxd review, a hybrid literary genre equally born of the recipe blog personal essay and the desire to receive reddit gold,

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

i was born in the absolute RIGHT generation if i had to have children i would KILL MY SELF!!!!

Every time I see people misconstruing the definition of punk for meaningless semantic discourse I mentally substitute "punk" for "electro swing"

BLUE ALIEN GF: our universe is much like your own, but in our timeline, dj khaled never returned from being lost at sea