I AM THE KRAKEN

this actually makes more sense to me than like anything else happening in the world currently. like it blows catastrophically to be sure but it checks out

Went to take this picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign and only after opening my camera did i notice the entire flock of little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again

me looking at the sign then seeing the chickens

Researchers found an area where flax was prepared before workers turned the plant into linen. They also uncovered 82 pit houses, small sunken buildings linked with Viking workshops. Many held spindle whorls and loom weights, showing cloth production took place on a large scale.

Technically they're using it for bandages. For now.

The resulting “nanopasta” can then be spun into a tiny mat about 2 centimetres across. While it isn’t intended as food, Clancy says that it should be safe to eat, but is reticent to talk about having tried it. “It’s an ethical quandary to talk about scientific self-experimentation,” he says. “But, hypothetically, one might expect it to be chewier than you’d expect.”

Lin Yung Cheng

shronks

no

A League of Their Own (2022)

He’s not very good but I like himb