icarus rising from the ashes

every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing

český girl help -> hospodyně pomiluj ny

maybe if we keep speculating about mitch mcconnell more different repub senators will drop dead

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

i was on the phone with my father earlier today talking about videogames (typical for conversation with my father), i was telling him about my lord of the rings online character who i imagine is a horse-thief from rohan and my father said “i imagine that is a very serious crime in rohan” with real concern in his voice

listen, sometimes it's more powerful for a fictional relationship to be a friendship precisely because friendship is devalued in comparison to romance. anyone can sacrifice themself for the love of their life. but for a friend? if anything, that kind of devotion can be even more moving than if the relationship is romantic. there's a real dramatic power to prioritising friendship in your narratives sometimes.

noncon friendship

Coworkers

Your friend’s boyfriend

genderqueer so there was a cockatrice in mine

#a frog sat on my egg so now when I look at people they get rock hard