Do You Really Want to Be Here?

Reblog to give a trans person a shockingly high resolution mango

"every possible kind of content can be found on the internet" yeah sure except for the One fucking thing I'm looking for. why does no one want to talk about the One Singular thing I'm looking for. but yeah other than that everything is on here.

Is this what you’re looking for perchance?

it wasn't, but by god it sure is now

Okay, I love her. Especially telling Klaw his vibes are bad, but also the “legally distinct from the x gene”

Jfc that kitty parade music justmakes it hilarious

I can’t believe this is an actual event that has taken place.

with the music that might actually be the most surreal thing i’ve ever watched

Diversity hire bryson ur absolutely slaying

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

i cant believe someone scanned a poptart

I can’t believe someone scanned the least tasty poptart.

“The least tasty poptart.” excuse yoself, mahfucka. Cherry is the SHIT.

It’s funny that you like cherry so much and yet you can’t tell that this is strawberry. Cherry has all-red sprinkles.

I’m colorblind, you ableist prick.

THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULDN’T CORRECT SOMEONE WITH FACTS YOU CAN’T KNOW. GAWD.

CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE, CIS SCUM.

Welcome to Tumblr, everyone.

Okay I just discovered that the above conversation is why the picture I posted of a poptart when I was 14 got 170,000 notes

i got bit by a snake! quick!! you have to jerk me off to get the poison out! and pinch my nipples a little, too. and call me good boy! yeah that’s the only antidote I looked it up on Internet Explorerrrrrrr

Reblog and put in the tags how often you “clean” your tumblr account, deleting old posts.

Tumblr actually has an auto clean function! Where the search function immediately forgets tags and posts making them un-findable

I am not taking a risk

Not risking it pals

U know what I want potato of luck

Damn right I’m reblogging. See previous post re wrath of whatever from high atop the thing.

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

Why did 12 people reblog this today??? IT IS ONLY AUGUST!!!

I see it is once again August 😮‍💨

@one-time-i-dreamt

I SMILED SO HARD