bonespur

your dashboard is supposed to be at LEAST halfway full of shit you have no context for and fandoms you're not involved in. it is the natural way of the universe

A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it

oh shit my laundry

reblog to save someone’s laundry

WELL NO BC THE OTHER MODELS PUT THE FUEL TANK ON TOP OF THE ENGINE....

i cant stress how impractical this thing is. boxy, cant take fast turns. its like its DESIGNED to launch its driver through the windshield on the event of frontal or backward impact. theres no crumple zones so everything inside is just taking the full brunt of the impact, too. if someone crashes into the back of this thing thats almost definitely gonna catch fire. google dot com show me road hazard.

“what’s the worst fruit” i hope you fucking die im strangling you what the hell is wrong with you. ‘the worst fruit’… has god not made all of these fruits in the same light???? cunt

Red Delicious Apples

May I someday gain the same level of succinct cutting vitriol criticism as the applerankings.

harken ye to the kings of appleran, for they are wise in the ways of fruit flyting

I love u narrative songs 💖💖💖

Too many generic love songs not enough songs about one specific ass situation

tag the first song you think of