Fabulosity at its finest

they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen

can't believe I'm expected to work even though I don't feel like it and would rather not

Never will these not be cute.

One of my all time favourite things I’ve seen tumblr

we shortly interrupt your regular shitposting program with these reptiles

@allison1710 Please enjoy these sneks again!

@givemeunicorns made me think of you

This is my stuff!! Ah, memories

“you’d fumble some girl asking for your star sign by going Um akshually it’s pseudoscience ☝️🤓” she’d fumble me by believing in astrology ngl

I'm sitting down to make a presentation about the Scooby Doo movies and I am now realizing that I am going to struggle not to make this a full 2 hour lecture

I'm sure everyone was dying for an update on this but I have timed my presentation and it is 43 minutes long (and 50 slides)

Oh! Uh....no I'm good actually. I'm comfortable with my current living situation. Thank you for thinking about me and all, really! But I'm like...good. No yeah, you can go ahead and use that third wish.

adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday