Land of Myths and Monsters

being able to go to work with hickeys and bite marks on your neck is a human right.

OP, what planet are you from on which it's not MORTIFYING to walk around with visible hickies? Of course that's unprofessional; you're a grown ass man. Grow up!!

I’m an adult woman who likes to do adult things with other adult women. sex is a part of life. grow up.

Your behaviors and opinions are absolutely those of a male. And sex is a part of life that should be kept PRIVATE from the rest of the world, especially in a professional setting where absolutely no one has consented to witnessing your sex life.

women love to eat my pussy

i think it's really funny how twerfs got super mad at this post

why in hell's jingling bells am i having recurring nightmares about owning luxury real estate. who's out there beaming beachfront property listings directly into my frontal lobe. what's happening to me is this a death stage

ok now we've switched to 1980s runaway bride wedding comedies, which one of you fuckers stole the remote????

we've moved in the right direction and r switching wildly bt feminist horror and gay murder crime but would y'all PLEASE STOP FIGHTING OVER THE REMOTE

bunny morning !!! 🌄🐇

the opposite of that "ogre can't read ulysses" is an elf who smugly delivers a lecture misinterpreting the Very Hungry Caterpillar

HAND CRANKED AND TWISTED

Dunno if this is real or false memory but I grew up watching soviet cartoons and "cute sturgeon wearing a bandana over her head" was like a reoccurring character design. But I haven't been able to find any screenshots. So either slavic bandana sturgeon is lost media, an original idea that came to me in a dream, or Google is falling apart piece by piece and we wont be able to find anything online ever again

im not good at poetry but I needed to get this out my system

im also posting this here cuz I feel like nobody else I know understands or cares for that fact

Literally almost every millennial I know has a memory of accidentally walking in on their parents or hearing their parents having sex. It's fucking normal. Human beings have sex. Your parents fuck. Get over it. Being weird about it isn't healthy.