Squash One

the vivid sensory-memory of sucking water out of a washcloth as a child

The children yearn for cloth mother

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

Can haz snackytreat

I know we are all like "people in caveman times would drill holes in their head to relieve headaches" andwe go oh that's so stupid that's so dumb but like. then I get a headache and I'm like.ooooh I get it I get it. Grug prepare the drill.

HELLO ! have you thought about Van Gogh’s First Steps today ?

The sign many left wingers have subconsciously accepted moving right on covid and embraced lowering public health standards is when people seem to think “masks should be mandatory in healthcare settings /airplanes “ is somehow a radical position to take in an ongoing pandemic

I think the best tumblr interaction I've ever had was when i replied to some post and referred to bigots with cute cartoon icons as "picrew racists" and this other person materialized out of NOWHERE to call me ableist and queerphobic because most people who use picrew are neurodivergent and nonbinary people. I was like, "i don't think that's true and also I am neurodivergent nonbinary people, what the fuck are you talking about", and they said VER BATIM "classic DARVO tactic" and were like why don't you just call me a slur or threaten me with violence since you're such an abuser or whatever, and I was like "I WAS JUST SAYING ITS FUNNY WHEN A BAD PERSON HAS A CUTE CARTOON ICON" and they immediately DM'd me their ENTIRE LEGAL STREET ADDRESS so I could doxx them or hurt them or something since I "clearly wanted to." Like that fast, like 2-3 replies. Pure unadulterated tumblr condensed into such a succinct exchange. 🤌 can't get that anywhere else baby.

Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207

recommending black sails to heated rivalry fans because I don’t give a fuck anymore. ‘what do they even have in common ?’ nothing. nothing at all. i am trying to hurt you.

Could scrounge up a few more. He's reliable like that. But the LAST TWO are different from the rest because those grins are involuntary—they are not curated to induce fear or a sign of his typical amusement at garnering that sort of reaction. They are instances of unmixed sadistic enjoyment prompted by genuine distress that he is the cause of, which is somewhat rare for this guilt-ridden motherfucker. The one on the Maria Aleyne makes plain his thrilling in retribution, and he grins when he sees Hamilton Sr. (and his companion) begging for his life on his knees. Understandable, I mean. To say the least. The one with Silver in 3x01 stood out because it was an abrupt and real flash of a smile that was totally incongruous with the rest of his detached (i.e. depressive) affect which remained otherwise intact until the shark hunt. The hurt (and fear, decide what kind) he saw on Silver's face was able to reach past the apathy to access satisfaction, however fleeting. This isn't a defining aspect of who he really is, but we know he has examined this tendency in himself (see: "because it feels good" conversation with Billy, "cloaks itself in whatever it must" conversation with Silver), and he speaks of it like a pattern of behaviour, because it is. Him being aware he does most of what he does because some part of him, however small, likes it that way is made all the more remarkable as he's introspective enough to know beforehand exactly how much he's going to suffer for it. Miracle that for somebody with his specific set of Problems, he managed to function like a normal-adjacent person on the daily. Just as soon as he found some things he thought were worth freely pouring all his love into

The little scaring Silver mostly for kicks bit right before parallel parking the ship was so good too. Flint just likes scaring people. He thinks it's funny even when he isn't trying to be evil. It's as simple as that