*longs your snoot*

Never forget what Matthew Mullenweg did to Predstrogen. Never forget our sisters vanishing faster and faster, while staff jumps between denying and admitting it was them.

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

mm you’re being such an okay boy for daddy. could be better could be worse. you will receive neither reward nor punishment for your forgettable behavior. that’s my okay boy, keep doing whatever …

Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

thats because its plance. there are others as well

"you are gay and chinese" continues to be such a profound and emotionally impactful work to me which is rly funny

gets dragon insurance for my car in case a dragon fucks my car

always remember that chell is canonically* a transgender woman

See, the thing is, GlaDOS canonically tries to poke at whatever she thinks Chell might have as an insecurity. There's no way she wouldn't try to trigger dysphoria or otherwise be transphobic to a transgender Chell, regardless of her personal beliefs.

I just don't think that's correct. At all.