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urfavhatesterfs

YOU hates terfs

switchingtogeico

captainhaterade

stankpasta

rb if u hates terfs

official-pussy-posts-2

Official ‘terfs get out of my house’ Post

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presidentdragon

"that time of the month" "monthly visitor" "feminine hygiene products" GRRAH!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! PERIOD!! MENSTRUATION!!!! TAMPONS!!! PADS!! MENOPAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!

tyke-dyke

VAGINA!!!!

presidentdragon

lastoneout

#euphemisms that daintily dance around vaginal subjects are square af #that being said i love saying i'm in a boxing match with a dragon every month #because it makes me feel better about writhing in pain #“aw hell the dragon beat the shit out of me this time”

spin-the-wheel-polls

Poof! You’re a mermaid now. Spin to get a type of mermaid! How we feeling about this?

You have been turned into this type of mermaid!!

What do you think?

I love it!!

it's alright

Ew

EW

oh cool I didn't know this type existed!!

Result/other

Voting ended onJul 12

(I do not know much about mermaids, forgive me if I made any mistakes. Do not drown me.)

#FUCK YEAH SELKIE

a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay

You just teleported to the last movie you watched! how is it going?

good

bad

great

awful

FUCK YOU I'M IN THE BACKROOMS NOW

dead

results

Voting ended onJul 10

#hunchback of notre dame... huh #i... don't think late 1400's paris is ideal

cherryhatter-deactivated2015072

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

visibun

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

drtanner

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

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weenie-kun

We sharing anaesthetic stories?? I had to have dental surgery when i was in middle school.

According to my mom and sister the very first thing i did upon waking up was BOLT upright and proceed to try and shove my ENTIRE fist in my mouth as fast as possible.

I had to be physically stopped, and i proceeded to sob my eyes out for the next 20 minutes. Somehow, i didnt damage anything 🤣

sorry that imagery is so vivid i just..

?????LOL

#waking up from my arm surgery i had a craving for exclusively steamed veggies #luckily they were part of p much all the hospital dinners #so i was allowed to have just a plate of those because i was very polite about it #also i kept croaking out “is mama here?” as an entire 20-something year old #the elderly lady i was rooming with thought i was adorable

shymagnolia

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

shymagnolia

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

flagellant

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

coffee-or-hot-cocoa

i need all the help i can get for finals

finnglas

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like.

So you know.

This might be the real one, y’all.

avhira

I could use some luck

lesly-oh

Some gay baby

#gay chameleon whom i appreciate so much #happy pride y'all

hu-manbee-ing

bi icon

twitter

inspired by this

realpokemon

*throws my inkay onto the table like a spinning top* let it rip!!

YOU’RE GOING DOWN

jortsonfilm

Oh it’s over for you hoes

holonfoil-birthday-cards

Bitch you thought

spacefinch

Oh you’re all going down

realpokemon

pokemonheritageposts

Pokemon Heritage Post

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intheheatherbright

Costume. Chitons.

intheheatherbright

Marjorie & C. H. B.Quennell, Everyday Things in Archaic Greece (London: B. T. Batsford, 1931).

killerchickadee

Wait, wait…. Is that seriously it? How their clothes go?

treewizarded

that genuinely is it

itwashotwestayedinthewater

yeah hey whats up bout to put some fucking giant sheets on my body

sourcefieldmix-deactivated20161

lets bring back sheetwares

hostagesandsnacks

also chlamys:

and exomis:

hidingthemane-deactivated201801

trust the ancients to make a fashion statement out of straight cloth and nothing but pins

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

Wrap Yourself In Blankets, Call It a Day

awhiffofcavendish

Wear blanket. Conquer world.

goys2men

That last one looks dope

moniquill

Squares and rectangles: easy to weave!! No cutting means no hemming.

hc-svnt-dracones

And easy to construct, you don’t have to have complicated seaming and patterning to turn fabric into clothing!

pendragyn

ancient Egyptian robes

capricorn-0mnikorn

This sort of clothing solution wasn’t just for the Mediterranean, or northern Africa, either. Behold the Belted Plaid:

(auto generated captions)

marlynnofmany

Has anyone already reblogged this with saris? It’s cool how many cultures have similarities like this hidden in plain sight.

tieras

https://kalaavarsha.com/how-to-wear-or-drape-a-saree/

deliciouswastelandgoddess

The lungi is a traditional garment worn in many southern states of India. It's different from the dhoti, in that it is a tubular shape (like

Since we are here might as well share the dhoti and the lungi

https://www.wikihow.com/Wear-a-Lungi

https://www.wikihow.com/Wear-a-Pancha-Kachcham?amp=1

It’s only men in the photos but really anyone can wear them. I am wearing a lungi right now.

I also know Thailand and Sri Lanka have their versions of a lungi as well.

assessthatdress

memeclassheroes

fanofviolet

Making a cult and sometimes making them eat their own poop

atwotonedbird

Taking unsolicited photographs (if that's even illegal)

milwkwyxd

Apparently murdering a suicidal gay prince, overthrowing a god who’s also head of the government, literally just murdering the former country leaders (who are now rebel leaders) in retirement, prison break, and infrastructure destruction and loss of many lives cuz I happen to be related (siblings) to crude oil

non-cannon

Owning a house and becoming a baron at age 14? Is that a crime if my dead uncle who was the previous baron said he wanted me to?

dragon-in-a-fez

grave robbing and/or antiquities trafficking

amultitudeofyellowrodents

just von Neumann probe things TM

bonnettbee

Worm-on-a-string puppy mill 😔

bunjywunjy

aggressive wildlife management (lance)

mousathe14

Restoring a forest so I can find my owl friend by doing flips in the air

#highly ethically questionable gene splicing probably #pokemon infinite fusion #or i am currently playing zenless zone zero #which... oh boy these siblings are so chaotic good #always ready to help #legality of said help be damned #(also there's the incident which is a huge can of worms)

yesornopolls

Do you still have all your wisdom teeth?

Yes

No

Voting ended onJun 25

#i think i have like 2 of them?#i removed 2 i think #then i removed a molar for one of them to grow in its place #the fourth one i'm pretty sure is just chilling having only partially grown but not causing any trouble

beetroot-merchant

im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss

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website

hesbythecampfire

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Sounds legit

songue85

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spin-the-wheel-polls

Poll idea: You step barefoot on this. How do you feel? Some suggestions:

Lego brick D4 Pebble Sponge Spilled soda Dirty underwear Clean underwear

I leave it to you to come up with others (that's probably not not varied enough for a good poll anyway) and the poll options.

You stepped barefoot on this!

How do you feel?

Good!

okay!

bad (physically)

bad (emotionally)