End table for Orphans!

Thank you divorce for all you've done for music

one of my creative writing professors once said that to evaluate a work as good or not, first you ask what the work is attempting to do, and then you evaluate how well it does it. and this is how to judge everything from critical essays to romance novels to snack packaging to theory tracts.

I wasn’t built to be employed. I need to stay up until 4 am like a normal person

These days as a butch who does not shave or wear makeup, I just wanna ask women who react to being told maybe they don't have to shave or wear makeup what on earth they're so scared of.

me being mutuals with someone but not talking to them is the same as a cat existing in the same room as a person and considers it socializing. me liking and reblogging posts is like the cat purring

art when i like a character: cutely standing there art when i really like a character: rotoscoped animation of her getting hit by a car

can everyone reblog with the interest of theirs that was the most intense or continued for the longest because i’m so curious

I hate you Ozempic craze I hate you 'heroin chic' I hate you weight loss ads on public radio I hate Burn Fat Fast ads every thirty seconds I hate you I hate you I hate you

I grew up before the term 'thigh gap' was invented I grew up before 'hip dip' was invented I was born before 'muffin top' was a thing before 'clean girl look' was a thing before 'glass skin' was a thing before razoring off peach fuzz was a thing and I'm so so so fucking tired of us inventing new concepts purely for the purpose of convincing people to hate their own bodies enough to buy products