End table for Orphans!

Donate!!!!!! Boost!!!!!

This game rules. Everyone is everyone's narrative parallel/foil. A lady shoots a guy with a rocket launcher and he rides the rocket like a skateboard. It's mind-numbingly difficult. It has the most awesomesauce opening sequence of all time that shoots the moon like a thousand times. Every time you think it's about to become cringy, it commits so hard that it loops back around to being awesome. They have themes On Purpose. Vergil is finally a character who exists, the world will never be the same. Dante is wearing a coat with no shirt under it for almost the entire game. Dante says cool one-liners and attack enemies with a guitar. Dante cries at the loss of his brother, even though he spent the entire game trying to stop him. Lady cries at the loss of her father, even though she spent the entire game trying to stop him. Vergil has spent so long trying to become his father, yet in the end he has become his antithesis. Dante has spent so long resenting his father, yet in the end he has become the inheritor of his legacy. Dante reaches terminal velocity and gets eaten by a flying whale. Lady has like 3 different characters arcs and they all work. Everyone besides Lady is making jokes throughout the whole experience. The game thinks it's the coolest shit ever and it's right. Vergil and Dante's souls are at war but they still love each other so much. Dante tries to save Vergil and Vergil rejects any aid, instead choosing to fall to hell where we know he will undergo unfathomable torment. Vergil instinctually reaches for the amulet instead of the sword, signifying like a bajillion things but the two that immediately came to mind were him clinging on to his humanity and him viscerally needing a piece of his mother with him. Dante keeps the bloodstained glove Vergil sliced through. The villain is an evil human instead of a demon, emphasizing Lady's final lines that there are humans worse than any devil and devils who are capable of nobility. The good deeds and sins of the father aren't yours, but you must take responsibility for them regardless. Outside of 'Father', Vergil calls Sparda 'Daddy' and Dante calls Sparda 'Pop'.

on tumblr at 11:41 pm : guess whose period just started while watching fraggle rock season 1 episode 17

> girls scared of being rejected by the one they love

> girls scared of being rejected by the one they love

It was the most satisfying workday I’ve had since I got hired.