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Please fire me. I work at McDonald’s and last week I spent 15 minutes trying to explain to an old man they we do not sell hot dogs (McDogs as he claimed it) then he threatened to report me for “withholding products from him”!

hes from an alternate timeline

the McDogs man actually proves the multiverse theory

Youtube ads are literally the least effective, especially if they’re unskippable or even timed so that they’re too short to skip because I will go out of my damn way to avoid buying that product just becuase it got in my way of listening to Fuck Machine by Msi for the 27th time in a row

Would You Like A Hand Horace

Jump!

there is absolutely nothing i love more than those russian gun memes

Thanks! I hate it.

It looks how the song sounds

Leaving in 12 hours and LET ME TELL YOU I’m not ready

a lot of folks are saying that impeaching trump is pointless because he’ll just be replaced with another bad guy, but hear me out: we could just keep impeaching them. impeach pence also, and just keep going as fast as we can. we’re only on president 45, and several short-term presidencies is the only way any of us are going to live to see president 69

this post has led to one million people explaining impeachment to me so let me just say that this post is primarily a joke about the funny sex number known as 69

i hope its a dildo

@happylilsushi-roll you've done this exact gesture, expressionless

goodnight to everyone except people who aren’t going to sleep

mood