My Soapbox

my brother just prank called the auto parts store he works at asking if they had fallopian tubes and the guy spent like 20 minutes looking lmao 

you only get this achievement if you were here and posting the entire time

i thibk it's more concerning that you keep meeting fictional men, specially those from American high school curricula, on these dating sites . Remember the told who was literally Holden Caulfield?

Vaguely, why you gotta make me relive my trauma

i need to wear something iconic tonight! maybe my black t shirt

officially diagnosed with bed too cozy disease

coming home after a long and difficult shift at the disease factory

*peers into microscope* there's devils. My god there's devils everywhere

system of a clown. you ever think of that