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absolute madman

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they call it budew cause you look at the bud and go ew!

Vegans be like “save the trees” and then they be EATING THOSE TREES!!!!!!

can we stop putting tacky graphics on literally everything? ill be in forever 21 and find a shirt that looks like something id really want and then ill unfold it and itll say some shit like “slap my ass i love to drink coffee and radiate good vibes” and i just wanna know what i did to deserve this and who the fuck asked for that?

Did chocolate chips just manifest there out of thin air

no hes spitting them in there

like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that’s a dog. wouldn’t you feel lied to? wouldn’t you sense that something was amiss

Shoutout to Ed for identifying as agnostic after God ripped two of his limbs off

a total power move