Forever on my bullshit

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ This protection spell has been so affective. It's like I have a big, scary guardian angel looking after me. newtotown / Purchased item: Summoning Spell for Protective Spirits

⭐️☆☆☆☆ Would give 0 stars if I could. Not only did this spell not work, a bunch of other stuff has gone missing from my room since the payment went through. I swear, it almost feels like he cast a vanishing spell on my favorite hoodie, ALL of my left shoes, and my first edition copy of Hound of the Baskervilles. Alvin Draper / Purchased item: Finding Spell for Lost Items

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ So I was a little sceptical about stuff like healing crystals and warding spells and that, and I've seen a lot of obvious scams on here. But this witch took the time to explain to me that while the crystals and stones he uses for his work might seem a bit 'rough', they're really effective at warding off negative forces in my life because he picks the ones best suited for each job. I don't even mind that it basically looks like a chunk of brick he picked up in a construction site, ever since I bought it, the gross peeping tom hasn't been seen in our neighborhood. And the red details on the corner look really cool! Patty / Purchased item: Warding Stones Sent After Spell

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ One of my new friends told me about this witch and I finally broke down and bought a spell because I've been having so much trouble sleeping lately (wheee, trauma!) and my parents cut me off financially (yaaay conservative assholes!) and it just feels like I'm floundering. SO happy I did. The very. Next. Day. My bf told me his brother was taking over his shifts for a while so we could spend more time together, I got a scholarship for school I didn't even know I qualified for, the restaurant I've been interning at got bought and the new owner tripled everyone's salaries and included the interns on the pay sheet, AND someone broke my father's kneecap with a crowbar! This guy's the real deal. B Dowd / Purchased item: Stress Release Spell

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Jason is supposed to be NEARLY IDENTICAL TO DICK

— What did this to you? Was it an enhanced individual or…?

How to make a brooding pic into a comedy in one easy step. XD

He's so dramatic.