Hey.

A Soldier and a Marine just testing out their camo.

I’m reblogging this again cause it’s that awesome.

I hadn’t seen the Navy one

That’s the idea

*walks down the hall and trips over 16 servicemen and a reservist*

listen bindi not all of us can look into the multiple eyes of death and cuddle it but u do u honey

Like father like daughter. 

That is an amazing, magical, celestial family. They are actual angels and I will not hear different.

This is so accurate it’s not even funny. Every single writer, no matter the skill level, can relate to this post.

Me as a judge: Do you swear to spill the tea , the whole tea , and nothing but the tea

We find the defendant to be actual trash. Take a fucking sip babes

BRUCE I’M WEAK

Camilla ate the whole damn bag

#Also the story of how Dick witnessed Alfred yelling at Bruce for the first time#‘YOU LOSE YOUR GLOVES MASTER BRUCE YOU DO NOT LOSE A CHILD’#ficlet#Prada girl is named Fifi and she looks like Malaika Firth

Idea for a game show: it’s a cooking competition with no recipes, just a lil old granny judge telling the contestants how to make dishes that have been passed down in her family from generation to generation. All the contestants have to follow along as she talks, and her instructions are super vague. There are no actual measurements, just things like “Add the basil. How much, you ask? Just enough.” or “Put it in the oven until it’s done.” Every week it’s a different judge with recipes from all over the world until the finalists must face the Ultimate Grandma™

@fairytaleslayer

10/10 would watch obsessively

out of every universe there is i had to live in the one without magic and superpowers :/

WHoa seriously?? People WANT this? Holy crap, I always thought I’d be really rude to leave an overly long comment on something, or it’d just be super creepy for me to babble a load of emotional attachment I had to their product, or all my wild fan theories which are probably wrong… I mean.. I know if I ever created something I’d wanna see comments like that, but I’m a weirdo and I haven’t even created anything anyway so what do I know? Umm.. yeah.. so… at my followers and friends and stuff: does anyone agree with this? Do I have permission to really ramble embarrassingly and honestly when I like your stuff, or would you prefer short and semi-rational comments?

I agree! I really like to read people thoughts on my stuff, no matter the writing style.

Long comments and rambles make my day so much you don’t even know

PLEASE DO THIS WITH ANYTHING I WRITE I CRAVE FEEDBACK AND I WANT TO KNOW HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT THE THING

This is why I try to leave big, meaty comments myself when I read fic BECAUSE I HUNGER FOR THE SAME ON MINE

I feel like Taylor Swift has been suspiciously quiet and that scares me like she could pop up at anytime and give me an album full of her two note range songs that no one asked for and I’ll have to deal with them on the radio for the next three years