Despite the Horrors, We Persist

the bloodymary ship is so fucking funny. i mean its amazing, but like its literally markiplier and ryan fucking gosling. absolute peak.

okay i'll bite into this. bloodymary but sometimes simon is just. excreting blood. not injured or in pain, not hot, not sick. just. bleeding. it's a match to simon's dna, but neither really understand why it's happening. simon gets a little dizzy and his blood sugar drops when it happens, but it's really just unsettling. the first time it happens, simon is digging around for a snack in the dark and grace flips the lights on to find him like tinged red and cries because he thinks simon is hurt. rocky makes fun of him and also tells simon that he's fucking weird.

Rocky truly is the character of all time. He’s been alone for so long he fully jumpscares the first living being he encounters. He is so smart. He is kinda dumb. He’s naked 24/7. His mate is on average 18 times bigger than him. He is autistic. He has adopted a squishy wet cat of a platonic boyfriend/soulmate. He is living in a romcom about a soldier coming back to his awesome partner after all the years of suffering. His platonic boyfriend is constantly in fight or flight. He makes one (1) intentional joke. He is saved by a being named mercy and patience. He unintentionally recreated five feet apart bc they can never touch. He learns how to hug anyway. He saves both planets through the power of friendship and stubbornness and a frankly alarming lack of self preservation. He hates Mark just cause. He rewrites the bro code.

it's important to have your own unique door knock so people know it's you. a knock consists of stressed knocks, unstressed knocks and silences. as the creator of this system and thus the first person to note down my knock, i will claim the knock consisting of only silences (it's a zero-based index). Now would you please answer the door

But *how many* silences does it consist of? How do I know it is you, rather than somebody who refrains from knocking on the door a different number of times?

it’s pride moth