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Just got a spam bot message in my inbox about needing donations for a child with "acute kidney failure and chronic autism". Like really. You're asking for money to fix autism on a website where nobody has money and everybody has autism. Chronic autism.
I wanna meet the kid with sporadic, temporary autism
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They're selling dollars for 100 cents down at the. bank
I bet that felt so good for the bottles
I am drunk and on my way home walked past this truck that had pictures of fish on it and said ‘meat without feet’ I laughed so hardr
MEAT WITHOUT FEET
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Closest match: Tethysbaena scabra genome assembly, chromosome: 15
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That's such a sick baby picture to have. The rest of us are all like "oh this is me tripping in the backyard when I was 2" and that baby's gonna have "yeah that's me in my mom's arms as she wins a mortal Kombat tournament". Iconic.
Girl help they're selectively breeding the world's most powerful Mortal Kombat player.
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sad day in the new’s
DEVIOUS GNOME WAITS TO AMBUSH TRAVELLERS
did I tell you guys how much my boss spent on food delivery apps last year
don’t think I did so this post is now open for your responses: my boss told our warehouse manager that he was surprised by how much he himself had spent on food delivery apps last year. Anyone wanna guess a figure.
Thank you for playing along! The answer is NINETY FIVE THOUSAND AUSTRALIAN DOLLARS. This is just under the average full time adult salary, which is about $100k.
When we asked how this is possible, he said “oh, we just order it multiple times a day!”
That is about $260 worth of food delivery every. Single. Day. For a year.
We call him Uber Eats Boy.
via @zetabrarian
#the problem with these kinds of anecdotes#is they ALWAYS make me go#'oh well then I'm not doing so bad eh'#I am now free from all sin because get a load of this guy
here you go
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i had a twisted dream this morning when my alarm tried to wake me up where jeff goldblum said 'Actually if you sleep a bit Longer you'll have More time to get ready It's called the Goldblum's Law and it works just go back to sleep' and i believed him and i overslept
hey boss sorry im late. i got Goldblumed
My child will not be allowed to use chat gpt. He will be smarter and stronger than the other children and he will kill them easily.
keep a disabled guy fed and cool
there's a heatwave at the moment and it's killing our electric to keep fans on. I also don't have enough food for myself or the cats to last until I get paid at the start of the month
I really need help to make sure my cat who's prone to UTI"s eats
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we've got multiple appointments this month to get to and electric is like £25 a week and we still need to like... eat. and survive. and I just don't know how without help 🫠
repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014
I am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014
the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.
One hundred and ten years ago to the day. Amazing. Incredible.
RIP😔🙏📚🍯
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”Are you an introvert or an extrovert? Do people energize you or drain you? Would you rather be at a party or a library?” Stop subscribing me to binaries. Social interaction is invigorating and makes my life better and I’m exhausted the whole time.
Please invite me to the function. I’ll be all tsundere about it
what they don't tell you about hadestown is that orpheus and eurydice are not the main characters. neither are persephone and hades. or hermes. or the fates. the main character is whoever in the band is playing the trombone because holy fuck
