unbridled chaos

it occurs to me that i am also the target audience

Laptops are always so much more Fucked than phones in my experience. A laptop is like a beautiful horse that wants nothing more than to break all of its legs. A decently solid android phone will act normal

A laptop is a living creature. It has weight to it. A laptop breathes and produces body heat. And it wants to die badly. Mobile phones are not sentient like that & that's why they don't experience mental illness. A phone problem is like "out of storage :(" or "charging port broke". Laptops will cough weakly as they fade in and out of consciousness

You will hold a laptop in your arms and it's like "I can't feel my legs". And you tell it girl you never had any

Put a / in the year you were born, so we will have an average age

This is what we did before polls, when we could still edit posts

stone age tumblr utilizing primitive tools

@official-megumin

mossy logs should be a thing

im a Minecraft blog. thanks though

how much does the aurora borealis weigh

it's pretty light

Live. Laugh. Longsword.

grey squirrel and northern cardinal are having a loud argument twenty feet above my head. this is just like Online

not everything taylor swift does is a secret encoded message. but everything mcr does is, i have received gerard’s psychic signals

lord take all of my pain and sufferig and give it to elon musk

please be patient with me im from the 1900s

awesome. we have a beetle problem

You think you're funny huh

if you abandon gender hard enough you can unlock the secret state of nirvana where all clothes give you the thrill of crossdressing