No Bras, No Panties~

i want to feel sorry for the poor thing but the absolute silence from the crowd is breaking me

should have moonwalked its body off stage 2/10

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

@kittybroker

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donald duck prostate orgasm noise

Pee the piss you want to see in the world

today I found out my mother doesn't know what dandelions are and now I'm wondering what other strange secrets she's been quietly harboring

Where do you live that you don't have dandelions?

we have dandelions EVERYWHERE, they are basically our State Weed, it is absolutely impossible that my mom has never interacted with a dandelion before, this requires further investigation

then wtf is a daffodil......................