Be Afraid Of What I Am

im nonbinary in a way that doesnt really matter

I think the reason I still enjoy tumblr is that even though this all still pisses me off, I know that anything that makes me mad on here is 100% earnest. It's not ragebait or engagement farming, y'all are actually just that stupid sometimes

I love tumblr more than IG bc IG feels like I’m posting looking for a job but on here it’s like I already lost the job and my wife and the house and I’m just sitting on the curb talking to myself

honestly this feels more like an mcr concert night than the constant tiktok stream. 3 pixels of fuck you on the ground. this is way more like it

this is like when we got that 1 image of meta man and then nothing and were all scrambling on the dash together do yall remember that? good fucking times

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

no babe i cant come to bed with you and sleep peacefully at a reasonable hour i have to spend two hours sittinf in the dark watching an instagram livestream that loads for maximum 10 seconds every 20 minutes of a show that i have seen more times than i can say

a deer is like a forest horse if you think about it

this is like when a big box store (mcr official stream) moves into a town and drives out all the smaller competitors (fan streamers) because they have better resources

(with the intention of ordering grapes from the lemonade stand) hey