“The Captain nodded. ‘Would we have any chivalric literature at all without troubled and divided loyalties?’”
— - ‘The Fell Sword’, by Miles Cameron, pp. 99

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“The Captain nodded. ‘Would we have any chivalric literature at all without troubled and divided loyalties?’”
— - ‘The Fell Sword’, by Miles Cameron, pp. 99

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I pull up my slide show. The first slide says “I do not want to financially support the Church of the Latter Day Saints in any way”. There are murmurs of agreement and approval from the room
Next slide. “Brandon Sanderson is a member of the LDS”. The muttering has changed tone
“It’s not a very big amount of money though.” Someone in the audience pipes up. “His cut is only a small fraction of the cost of the book, and then-“ my next slide shows an income breakdown, it is titled ‘a small fraction of $10,000,000 is still a big number’
I’m sweating. The following slides explain tithing rules. The vibe of the room has shifted. I start to doubt I’m getting out of here alive
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My squire has the cutest idle animations, seen shortly before she proceeded to stab our friends during sparring yesterday.
It's important to me that Squire Jess is able to be both incredibly cute and kid-sister-like, while also being able to knife fight like a demon. 😌
Want to see something she achieved in dagger fighting yesterday?
She straight up bodied an opponent by rushing him and stabbing him quickly enough to make him fall back, and...
Poor guy got folded. 😅
Want to see Squire Jess and some of her fights, and just how she fights?
Lucky for you, she has a small playlist from the weekend, where she was fucking around, being cute, and stabbing people!
Please watch her and give her support, as she's in the middle of a training arc right now and needs all the loving support she can get. ☺️
(you can also see one of my poleaxe fights from that day, if that's your thing)
My squire has the cutest idle animations, seen shortly before she proceeded to stab our friends during sparring yesterday.
It's important to me that Squire Jess is able to be both incredibly cute and kid-sister-like, while also being able to knife fight like a demon. 😌
Want to see something she achieved in dagger fighting yesterday?
She straight up bodied an opponent by rushing him and stabbing him quickly enough to make him fall back, and...
Poor guy got folded. 😅

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My squire has the cutest idle animations, seen shortly before she proceeded to stab our friends during sparring yesterday.
It's important to me that Squire Jess is able to be both incredibly cute and kid-sister-like, while also being able to knife fight like a demon. 😌
Slowly conditioning Squire Jess to using some swords, by getting her a Swiss Degen.
For those curious, it's a "dagger" in the same way that a Messer is a "knife", and even appears in the same section of a fencing book from Switzerland that would ordinarily go to a Messer (though messer is also mentioned).
So she's still doing "dagger". Just ignore that it's as long as an arming sword. 🗡️
i been wanting to get into HEMA but unfortunatley for us living in this age a piece of bread is less expensive than a sword and a suit of armor cost about the price of a used car... so im not sure where to start.
i have a background in mma but because of my gender i found it hard to blend with my peers in a way that made sparring easy. thankfully HEMA offers customization as well as the anonminity i seek but i don't want to commit to something im not 100% sure about. any advice my liege ?
Absolutely!
First of all, thank you for asking.
Second, you can get into HEMA at a low level with just a stick if you want to do swords. If you want to wrestle, you just need a friend to help a willing victim. If you have a club nearby, you can try a few sessions without kit to give it a go to start as they usually have loaner gear.
I'd certainly suggest trying it out with people you can trust first, as such, and moving on from there.
maybe a long shot but i was reading Malcolm Vale's "The Princely Court" and in the section on tournaments, it says they practiced "fenestration" of arms. i tried to look up what that means but Google aint helping smhh would u happen to know what is meant by this?
Some further context: its talking about 14th century northwest Europe (England, Low Lands, France, etc) and, if im understanding correctly, tournament participants were distributed across town/city's inns & hostelries "...where their banners, pennons, shields, and crests were 'fenestrated'..."
I would assume as "finestra" is a word for window, it means to display them as if through a window (separate from commoners but on display to them), but I'm honestly unsure.
If anyone knows, I'd love to learn!

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Do you have any thoughts on the Ultramarine who refused to renew his oaths to the Imperium because they were eternal vows or something
Pretty based answer, and something a Marine would say, to be sure.
After all that mention of the Order of the Hatchet (or rather that the post became popular again for some reason)...
I asked Freell Armoury to make me a duplicate of the Knight Axe in KC:D2.
Still waiting on it to arrive, but let me tell you, I am excited to get to try some knightly axe in commemoration of the ladies of the Order of the Hatchet. 🪓
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not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally
what mutual is prev
my liege lord
my loyal knight
my wise wizard
my evil advisor
my brother in arms
my lady muse
my wild mermaid friend
my fellow alchemist
my dashing rapscallion
my monstrous foe

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“The Blue Knight” by Alan Lee.
Hi Knight!
I know you aren't a HEMA blog first and foremost, but you speak on it often and do so much instruction for it that I thought I could ask some questions here. (If not, feel free to ignore obviously)
I'm planning to get involved in my local HEMA group soon - partially inspired by your posts about your Squire Jess - but in the meantime as I figure scheduling out, I was wanting to see what I could do on my own to sort of "prepare myself", so to speak, for this sort of thing.
While I've done martial arts in the past, it has been a long time, and I'm now both older and weaker, lol. I know HEMA can be physically demanding, so I wanted to be sure I focused my personal training in a way that would benefit me once I began.
Most online resources I find just generally say "strength training" without much further elaboration. I suppose I really just wanted to see if you had any more specific advice on the type of strength and endurance training one should do (especially since I am a shorter woman, and most advice seems more clearly geared towards taller men)
Thank you in advance, and for the content you post!
Hi hello!
Thanks for the ask! I'm happy to hear you were motivated by Squire Jess, as is she!
The answers you got aren't wrong, but let's consider what they actually mean.
"Strength training" really is conditioning to maintain moving weights around for longer periods, which is entirely logical for swordsmanship. Swords aren't overly heavy, but after you are thrusting and cutting and moving around, your stamina goes down fast. Hence, building up stamina via working with weights is a good move. You can also pick out an object such as a stick, and try going over drills with a sword while moving; do it until you feel tired, keep going as long as you can. This is less direct, but can also help you in building form and strength/stamina.
The other thing to work on especially is cardio. Fencing requires a lot of movement and footwork, and you will get tired fast if you cannot maintain your stamina. Cardio via running, jogging, anything that requires constant and rapid movement is excellent for fencing (dancing is actually excellent for this).
Finally, flexibility. I am quite serious when I recommend yoga, calisthenics, tai chi, and general stretches as supplemental to harder martial arts. You will want to do dynamic, rapid, and strong movements, but doing so without building up support in your joints and limbs can risk damaging your body. Subsequently, doing exercises that help empower these areas via repetition are excellent.
Ultimately, most forms of exercise can be helpful to your end goals, but I highly recommend stamina and flexibility over strength, as strength can be learned from doing sword drills and sparring over time, but rapidity, lung capacity, breathing patterns, and flexibility are much harder to acquire prior to fencing, while serving you better in the long term. Similarly, strength is often a young man's game, and while helpful, is most useful when all other factors are equal, while good stamina and explosive movement is useful at all levels.