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i been wanting to get into HEMA but unfortunatley for us living in this age a piece of bread is less expensive than a sword and a suit of armor cost about the price of a used car... so im not sure where to start.
i have a background in mma but because of my gender i found it hard to blend with my peers in a way that made sparring easy. thankfully HEMA offers customization as well as the anonminity i seek but i don't want to commit to something im not 100% sure about. any advice my liege ?
Absolutely!
First of all, thank you for asking.
Second, you can get into HEMA at a low level with just a stick if you want to do swords. If you want to wrestle, you just need a friend to help a willing victim. If you have a club nearby, you can try a few sessions without kit to give it a go to start as they usually have loaner gear.
I'd certainly suggest trying it out with people you can trust first, as such, and moving on from there.
maybe a long shot but i was reading Malcolm Vale's "The Princely Court" and in the section on tournaments, it says they practiced "fenestration" of arms. i tried to look up what that means but Google aint helping smhh would u happen to know what is meant by this?
Some further context: its talking about 14th century northwest Europe (England, Low Lands, France, etc) and, if im understanding correctly, tournament participants were distributed across town/city's inns & hostelries "...where their banners, pennons, shields, and crests were 'fenestrated'..."
I would assume as "finestra" is a word for window, it means to display them as if through a window (separate from commoners but on display to them), but I'm honestly unsure.
If anyone knows, I'd love to learn!
Do you have any thoughts on the Ultramarine who refused to renew his oaths to the Imperium because they were eternal vows or something
Pretty based answer, and something a Marine would say, to be sure.
After all that mention of the Order of the Hatchet (or rather that the post became popular again for some reason)...
I asked Freell Armoury to make me a duplicate of the Knight Axe in KC:D2.
Still waiting on it to arrive, but let me tell you, I am excited to get to try some knightly axe in commemoration of the ladies of the Order of the Hatchet. šŖ

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Twiknight
New Age people just lying about the history of everything makes it so fucking difficult to research what people actually believed in historical folklore
not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as āmy liegeā would come strangely naturally
what mutual is prev
my liege lord
my loyal knight
my wise wizard
my evil advisor
my brother in arms
my lady muse
my wild mermaid friend
my fellow alchemist
my dashing rapscallion
my monstrous foe
āThe Blue Knightā by Alan Lee.
Hi Knight!
I know you aren't a HEMA blog first and foremost, but you speak on it often and do so much instruction for it that I thought I could ask some questions here. (If not, feel free to ignore obviously)
I'm planning to get involved in my local HEMA group soon - partially inspired by your posts about your Squire Jess - but in the meantime as I figure scheduling out, I was wanting to see what I could do on my own to sort of "prepare myself", so to speak, for this sort of thing.
While I've done martial arts in the past, it has been a long time, and I'm now both older and weaker, lol. I know HEMA can be physically demanding, so I wanted to be sure I focused my personal training in a way that would benefit me once I began.
Most online resources I find just generally say "strength training" without much further elaboration. I suppose I really just wanted to see if you had any more specific advice on the type of strength and endurance training one should do (especially since I am a shorter woman, and most advice seems more clearly geared towards taller men)
Thank you in advance, and for the content you post!
Hi hello!
Thanks for the ask! I'm happy to hear you were motivated by Squire Jess, as is she!
The answers you got aren't wrong, but let's consider what they actually mean.
"Strength training" really is conditioning to maintain moving weights around for longer periods, which is entirely logical for swordsmanship. Swords aren't overly heavy, but after you are thrusting and cutting and moving around, your stamina goes down fast. Hence, building up stamina via working with weights is a good move. You can also pick out an object such as a stick, and try going over drills with a sword while moving; do it until you feel tired, keep going as long as you can. This is less direct, but can also help you in building form and strength/stamina.
The other thing to work on especially is cardio. Fencing requires a lot of movement and footwork, and you will get tired fast if you cannot maintain your stamina. Cardio via running, jogging, anything that requires constant and rapid movement is excellent for fencing (dancing is actually excellent for this).
Finally, flexibility. I am quite serious when I recommend yoga, calisthenics, tai chi, and general stretches as supplemental to harder martial arts. You will want to do dynamic, rapid, and strong movements, but doing so without building up support in your joints and limbs can risk damaging your body. Subsequently, doing exercises that help empower these areas via repetition are excellent.
Ultimately, most forms of exercise can be helpful to your end goals, but I highly recommend stamina and flexibility over strength, as strength can be learned from doing sword drills and sparring over time, but rapidity, lung capacity, breathing patterns, and flexibility are much harder to acquire prior to fencing, while serving you better in the long term. Similarly, strength is often a young man's game, and while helpful, is most useful when all other factors are equal, while good stamina and explosive movement is useful at all levels.

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Reminder that it was Pentecost recently, and in Arthurian legend, a time to renew knightly vows!
The King established all his knights, and bestowed on them riches and lands. He charged them never to commit outrage or murder, always to flee treason, and to give mercy to those who asked for mercy, upon pain of the forfeiture of their honor and status as a knight of King Arthur's forever more. He charged them always to help ladies, damsels, gentlewomen, and widows, and never to commit rape, upon pain of death. Also, he commanded that no man should take up a battle in a wrongful quarrelānot for love, nor for any worldly goods. So all the knights of the Round Table, both young and old, swore to uphold this oath, and every year at the high feast of Pentecost they renewed their oath.
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So many people who wanna argue with me about King Arthur clearly havenāt read the actual medieval texts. I know this because if they actually read the source material theyād know that when it comes to King Arthur, everything is made up and the points donāt matter.
āKing Arthur couldnāt have fought the Roman Empireā
Try telling that to Geoffrey of Monmouth.
āYou canāt just add in new charactersā
Try telling that to ChrƩtien de Troyes. Aka the guy who invented Lancelot.
āArthurian canon isnāt Frenchā
Clearly you donāt own an air fryer. Also clearly you havenāt read literally anything written after the Norman invasion.
āArthur needs to be a knight in shining armorā
If he lived at all he lived almost a thousand years before widespread adaption of plate armor.
āHe canāt be in plate armor because thatās anachronisticā
Try telling that to Thomas Mallory.
āThe fairy stuff is leftover from Celtic myth/Celtic gods)
A lot of that stuff including the lady of the lake wasnāt added until the 12th century actually. Centuries after England was christianized. It was also mostly added by the French poets.
God, I sure hope so.
Why wait 800 years when we can do that right now?
My take, adding to this...
Arthurian canon is based upon popularity throughout history, so the more widely consumed and known the media is, the more it becomes a canon representation of Arthur and his knights.
Monty Python's version was, in fact, incredibly well researched and portrays one of the most faithful interpretations of Lancelot, as well as discussing the vague historical image of Arthur himself. It's widely known, to the point that people who know nothing about King Arthur will get references to Monty Python's version.
As such, Monty Python's interpretation is actually Arthurian Canon, of a self contained variety, akin to Le Mort, or King Arthur and King Cornwall.
Between Two Fires but in Darkest Dungeon style! been watching a friend play the game and thought the style fit really well
God, I need to cosplay as Thomas.
Squire Jess, of course, wants to cosplay as Delphine.
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This is one of the scariest things Iāve ever done! Putting myself out there and asking for things is HARD, and I genuinely donāt know if thereās enough interest in this for it to be viable.
BUT shy bairns get nowt and all that, and if there is enough support and this does work out, then itās a chance to do something really exciting. Very few people have had a properly fitted suit of historical plate to test with, and even fewer of them have an audience of this size to share their findings with. And while I may not be the best person for the job, Iām the only person that I am.
SO, if you want to see how far I can push movement in plate armour, or how many fantasy tropes I can recreate; if you want to see the process of making and fitting a full suit, and learn more about historical craftsmanship; OR if you want to watch a goofy goober pole dancing and attempting gymnastics in a clanky tin suit, with lots of failure along the way, please support this project.
Thereās no way I can do it on my own, but if enough people chip in, thereās a chance!
And if you canāt or donāt want to contribute, donāt worry about it! Iāll still be here making my usual content either way!
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Man, if Blumineck can fund a steel set before me, I'm gonna be mad.
I want to fight him again in harness, for fun and games. š

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You know, I don't think I'll ever get over how that one post I made about women as knights in history, made it all the way to Reddit only for a bunch of redditors to argue that women couldn't actually be knights because:
- "the term is gendered" (it's not, and feminine equivalents were sometimes created specifically for the purpose)
- "they didn't actually do things as knights" (who didn't? The Hatchet women fought the Moors. A few other Orders had women as masters of arms. Both martial and formal examples)
...and a few other reasons that come down to "I don't like imagining my manly men in steel had women in their ranks, girls have cooties".
And the reason I say this is because recently, Wikipedia updated their page on "Knight", specifically adding a section about women with the title of knighthood, and what function they performed. And I know: "Wikipedia is not an academic source"--but every academic institution will accept the sources and articles used to back up wikipages, which confirm what has been said.
Knights were sometimes women. š¤·
I saw this and needed to answer.
The gendered versions of 'knight' come from Romance languages, and literally just change the word to fit the gender of the subject (within a binary). So it isn't like English, where a female knight has always been a 'Dame', but, using Spain as an example, the word for Knight in Spanish is 'Cabellero'. This is the default masculine.
The feminine word for Knight? 'Cabellera'.
Similarly in French: "Chevalier" becomes "ChevaliƩre".
In Italian, "Cavaliere" becomes "Cavaliera".
Outside of Romance languages, "knight" is just a title for a social rank, so even the English Dame is by default a knight by rank, but may not have the title (although not impossible).
So it's not a silly infantilisation, than using a word for the knightly class and gendering it in a binary, which means we can actually tell that, yes, women as knights existed, enough that the feminine form of the word pops up now and then, so we know it existed.
ooh, where one could read that original post??
Just a note about translations and ... well, patriarchal bullshit.
When you say "Hatchet women fought the Moors" I was like "hey, that seems to be part of my local history, how have I never heard about it?", and when I googled it ... I actually have heard about it, it's the Orden del Hacha from Catalonia (Orde de l'Atxa in the original Catalan). But ... there's something odd going on. Why the fuck in English they have translated like "Order or the hatchet"? You know, in Spanish and Catalan there's no really a difference between "Axe" and "Hatchet": There's a single word for them, "Hacha/Atxa". But in English, there's a difference. A Hatchet is a hand axe, pretty much the smallest one you can think of:
So It's pretty remarkable that whoever translated the name of the order to english first decided to use "Hatchet" and not "Axe". I'm pretty sure if this was a order of men warriors the name would have been pretty different. Specially when THIS was their coat of arms:
So dear academic-who-translated-this-first: Does that look like a hatchet to you, motherfucker?!?!?
Important inclusion I was not aware of, thank you very much friend. :)
Iām going to be chuckling over āDoes this look like a hatchet to you, motherfucker?!?!?ā for the rest of the day.
also, being that annoying poster nobody wants to be, the Spanish word for Knight is Caballero/Caballera with an A (which btw could mean "person who rides a horse" but that's just a random fun fact), bc Cabellero with an E doesn't exist and Cabellera literally means "hair"
Gonna reblog this because this post has exploded again years later, and while this was pointed out to me at the time and got acknowledgement, I don't think the re-explosion has caught the correction.
Romance language speakers are entirely allowed to beat the tar out of me for getting the spelling wrong. I'm still going to remind y'all that there are words for a female knight, it's just that I misspelled it. Please see the helpful addition by @marshmallowwitharubberband above, since this post is exploding again, and I want y'all to not get caught out by me having made a spelling mistake some years ago.
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