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My squire has the cutest idle animations, seen shortly before she proceeded to stab our friends during sparring yesterday.
It's important to me that Squire Jess is able to be both incredibly cute and kid-sister-like, while also being able to knife fight like a demon. đ
Want to see something she achieved in dagger fighting yesterday?
She straight up bodied an opponent by rushing him and stabbing him quickly enough to make him fall back, and...
Poor guy got folded. đ
Want to see Squire Jess and some of her fights, and just how she fights?
Lucky for you, she has a small playlist from the weekend, where she was fucking around, being cute, and stabbing people!
Please watch her and give her support, as she's in the middle of a training arc right now and needs all the loving support she can get. âşď¸
(you can also see one of my poleaxe fights from that day, if that's your thing)
My squire has the cutest idle animations, seen shortly before she proceeded to stab our friends during sparring yesterday.
It's important to me that Squire Jess is able to be both incredibly cute and kid-sister-like, while also being able to knife fight like a demon. đ
Want to see something she achieved in dagger fighting yesterday?
She straight up bodied an opponent by rushing him and stabbing him quickly enough to make him fall back, and...
Poor guy got folded. đ
My squire has the cutest idle animations, seen shortly before she proceeded to stab our friends during sparring yesterday.
It's important to me that Squire Jess is able to be both incredibly cute and kid-sister-like, while also being able to knife fight like a demon. đ
Slowly conditioning Squire Jess to using some swords, by getting her a Swiss Degen.
For those curious, it's a "dagger" in the same way that a Messer is a "knife", and even appears in the same section of a fencing book from Switzerland that would ordinarily go to a Messer (though messer is also mentioned).
So she's still doing "dagger". Just ignore that it's as long as an arming sword. đĄď¸

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i been wanting to get into HEMA but unfortunatley for us living in this age a piece of bread is less expensive than a sword and a suit of armor cost about the price of a used car... so im not sure where to start.
i have a background in mma but because of my gender i found it hard to blend with my peers in a way that made sparring easy. thankfully HEMA offers customization as well as the anonminity i seek but i don't want to commit to something im not 100% sure about. any advice my liege ?
Absolutely!
First of all, thank you for asking.
Second, you can get into HEMA at a low level with just a stick if you want to do swords. If you want to wrestle, you just need a friend to help a willing victim. If you have a club nearby, you can try a few sessions without kit to give it a go to start as they usually have loaner gear.
I'd certainly suggest trying it out with people you can trust first, as such, and moving on from there.
maybe a long shot but i was reading Malcolm Vale's "The Princely Court" and in the section on tournaments, it says they practiced "fenestration" of arms. i tried to look up what that means but Google aint helping smhh would u happen to know what is meant by this?
Some further context: its talking about 14th century northwest Europe (England, Low Lands, France, etc) and, if im understanding correctly, tournament participants were distributed across town/city's inns & hostelries "...where their banners, pennons, shields, and crests were 'fenestrated'..."
I would assume as "finestra" is a word for window, it means to display them as if through a window (separate from commoners but on display to them), but I'm honestly unsure.
If anyone knows, I'd love to learn!
Do you have any thoughts on the Ultramarine who refused to renew his oaths to the Imperium because they were eternal vows or something
Pretty based answer, and something a Marine would say, to be sure.
After all that mention of the Order of the Hatchet (or rather that the post became popular again for some reason)...
I asked Freell Armoury to make me a duplicate of the Knight Axe in KC:D2.
Still waiting on it to arrive, but let me tell you, I am excited to get to try some knightly axe in commemoration of the ladies of the Order of the Hatchet. đŞ

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New Age people just lying about the history of everything makes it so fucking difficult to research what people actually believed in historical folklore
not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as âmy liegeâ would come strangely naturally
what mutual is prev
my liege lord
my loyal knight
my wise wizard
my evil advisor
my brother in arms
my lady muse
my wild mermaid friend
my fellow alchemist
my dashing rapscallion
my monstrous foe
âThe Blue Knightâ by Alan Lee.
Hi Knight!
I know you aren't a HEMA blog first and foremost, but you speak on it often and do so much instruction for it that I thought I could ask some questions here. (If not, feel free to ignore obviously)
I'm planning to get involved in my local HEMA group soon - partially inspired by your posts about your Squire Jess - but in the meantime as I figure scheduling out, I was wanting to see what I could do on my own to sort of "prepare myself", so to speak, for this sort of thing.
While I've done martial arts in the past, it has been a long time, and I'm now both older and weaker, lol. I know HEMA can be physically demanding, so I wanted to be sure I focused my personal training in a way that would benefit me once I began.
Most online resources I find just generally say "strength training" without much further elaboration. I suppose I really just wanted to see if you had any more specific advice on the type of strength and endurance training one should do (especially since I am a shorter woman, and most advice seems more clearly geared towards taller men)
Thank you in advance, and for the content you post!
Hi hello!
Thanks for the ask! I'm happy to hear you were motivated by Squire Jess, as is she!
The answers you got aren't wrong, but let's consider what they actually mean.
"Strength training" really is conditioning to maintain moving weights around for longer periods, which is entirely logical for swordsmanship. Swords aren't overly heavy, but after you are thrusting and cutting and moving around, your stamina goes down fast. Hence, building up stamina via working with weights is a good move. You can also pick out an object such as a stick, and try going over drills with a sword while moving; do it until you feel tired, keep going as long as you can. This is less direct, but can also help you in building form and strength/stamina.
The other thing to work on especially is cardio. Fencing requires a lot of movement and footwork, and you will get tired fast if you cannot maintain your stamina. Cardio via running, jogging, anything that requires constant and rapid movement is excellent for fencing (dancing is actually excellent for this).
Finally, flexibility. I am quite serious when I recommend yoga, calisthenics, tai chi, and general stretches as supplemental to harder martial arts. You will want to do dynamic, rapid, and strong movements, but doing so without building up support in your joints and limbs can risk damaging your body. Subsequently, doing exercises that help empower these areas via repetition are excellent.
Ultimately, most forms of exercise can be helpful to your end goals, but I highly recommend stamina and flexibility over strength, as strength can be learned from doing sword drills and sparring over time, but rapidity, lung capacity, breathing patterns, and flexibility are much harder to acquire prior to fencing, while serving you better in the long term. Similarly, strength is often a young man's game, and while helpful, is most useful when all other factors are equal, while good stamina and explosive movement is useful at all levels.

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Reminder that it was Pentecost recently, and in Arthurian legend, a time to renew knightly vows!
The King established all his knights, and bestowed on them riches and lands. He charged them never to commit outrage or murder, always to flee treason, and to give mercy to those who asked for mercy, upon pain of the forfeiture of their honor and status as a knight of King Arthur's forever more. He charged them always to help ladies, damsels, gentlewomen, and widows, and never to commit rape, upon pain of death. Also, he commanded that no man should take up a battle in a wrongful quarrelânot for love, nor for any worldly goods. So all the knights of the Round Table, both young and old, swore to uphold this oath, and every year at the high feast of Pentecost they renewed their oath.
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So many people who wanna argue with me about King Arthur clearly havenât read the actual medieval texts. I know this because if they actually read the source material theyâd know that when it comes to King Arthur, everything is made up and the points donât matter.
âKing Arthur couldnât have fought the Roman Empireâ
Try telling that to Geoffrey of Monmouth.
âYou canât just add in new charactersâ
Try telling that to ChrĂŠtien de Troyes. Aka the guy who invented Lancelot.
âArthurian canon isnât Frenchâ
Clearly you donât own an air fryer. Also clearly you havenât read literally anything written after the Norman invasion.
âArthur needs to be a knight in shining armorâ
If he lived at all he lived almost a thousand years before widespread adaption of plate armor.
âHe canât be in plate armor because thatâs anachronisticâ
Try telling that to Thomas Mallory.
âThe fairy stuff is leftover from Celtic myth/Celtic gods)
A lot of that stuff including the lady of the lake wasnât added until the 12th century actually. Centuries after England was christianized. It was also mostly added by the French poets.
God, I sure hope so.
Why wait 800 years when we can do that right now?
My take, adding to this...
Arthurian canon is based upon popularity throughout history, so the more widely consumed and known the media is, the more it becomes a canon representation of Arthur and his knights.
Monty Python's version was, in fact, incredibly well researched and portrays one of the most faithful interpretations of Lancelot, as well as discussing the vague historical image of Arthur himself. It's widely known, to the point that people who know nothing about King Arthur will get references to Monty Python's version.
As such, Monty Python's interpretation is actually Arthurian Canon, of a self contained variety, akin to Le Mort, or King Arthur and King Cornwall.