is this coincidence or a sign?

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

you’ are biased against my skull

i’m not having this argument again man

if you’re not paying attention to trees and how they sway in the wind then what are you even doing

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

a severe thursday warning is in effect. take shelter now.

the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

fruitful endeavors…