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walkable cities are such a terrible idea when you think about them for literally any longer than a single second. more steps = more cracks = more mothers’ backs broken. simple fucking math. if you wanted your mom’s back blown out so bad you could’ve just called me

happy smacking you saturday !!

hanging from the meat hook all by yourself, handsome?

happy 5 year anniversary to Ash and Judy. sorry i forgot by a few days

Gintama is great because 80% of the time it is just anime Seinfeld and then the other 20% is when the characters seem to remember this is actually supposed to be shonen series so they do some shonen stuff

advertisement should be illegal. this is based in the 3rd pillar of my belief system: leave me the fuck alone

Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.

HINT: his pussy is weak to fire magic.

Pepper spray his pussy

Do not.