danny devito voice "trash"

let's all have fun because it's better than not having fun

shipping the popular yaoi pairing but shaking my head while i do to indicate that i also care about the work's themes and other characters

horror movie showing a child’s drawing of the monster or ghost or whatever but instead of a little kid and crayons they’re like a preteen and it’s manga style

kicking my feet and giggling like a schoolgirl in love to myself while muttering "i'm going to kill you. i'm going to fucking kill you"

tell your cat i said what up big gangsta

put those awesome boobs away dude now isn't the time

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

Im certain that if i was small and my cat was big he'd pick me up all the time and put me in his lap too