welcome to the bread bank

500 years from now there’s gonna be some film historian who’s entire career is built off of searching for a copy of goncharov

and they're never gonna find it cuz they fucking took it off poob

groups of people of varying heights really dont poke their heads around doorframes like they used to

i’m so thirsty… won’t you use /water to water me?

/water

we all know adult humans dont get enough enrichment but the other day i was walkin home past an empty playground and impulsively ran over to spin myself on this zipline merry-go-round contraption for a few minutes and it really did feel like it unlocked some neglected part of my brain. like damn we really should all go outside and play more. fuck. they werent kidding with this play time thing. have you guys heard about play time. it could be huge.

thinking about diatoms again

microscopic living stars made of glass that eat the sun. and they're all around us. in every body of water. glass sun-eating stars.

and you know. like oblongs and triangles and some other bullshit

Two animals who appreciate the Warm Lamp

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

Not unlike a hot dog

I really love when cats use their front legs to hold something in place while they use their back legs to kick the absolute shit out of it

The last of the classically trained tumblrinas

"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

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OOPS TOO DEEP

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