my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella

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my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella

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I'm starting a summer project
Pokemon: Generation to Generation
Updates: 48% complete
Gen 1: Red and Leaf
Gen 2: Ethan, Lyra, and Kris
Gen 3: Brendan and May
Gen 4: Lucas and Dawn
Gen 5: Hilbert and Hilda
[Gen 5.2 in progress...]
im fucking crying
Going to a local plus-sized market with my sister later today! My sister's favorite color is green, so gotta flaunt my new @mayakern skirt haha.
kind of harmonically beautiful

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Mine's penne.
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Woohooo, got my new @mayakern skirts in the mail last night! I absolutely adore orange as a color, so very excited to get a chance to get this because I missed it during the viscose solid skirts era (managed to snag fig and black though, hehe).
It is a very lovely shade of orange! I took two pictures, because I felt my mirror photo made it look more saturated than it looks to my eyes. Have all sorts of shirts that will go with this, but I had to start with my tiger shirt I got on vacation this summer.
Also picked up the green variation! The new thick waistband is great, and of course the pockets.
what is a normal amount of photos to have on your phone. probably 28,000 right
DONT SAY THAAAAAAAAT
how many pics & videos do you have on your phone?
0-500
501-1,000
1,001-5,000
5,001-10,000
10,001-15,000
15,001-20,000
20,001-25,000
25,001-30,000
30,001-40,000
40,001-50,000
50,001-60,000
> 60,000

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Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.
He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"
"What?"
He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"
"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."
Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.
Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.
stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household
Hummingbird nesting on cactus, Living Desert Gardens in Palm Desert, California.
clicking 'stay signed in'-buttons used to mean that u would stay signed in
I didn’t know much about Pokopia because I had no plans buying it. But recently I was presented with a copy of the game AND OH MY GOODNESS.
I was under the impression that the plot would be something like “The humans are finally gone, good riddance, now let’s create a new cool world for pokemon only”. I was NOT prepared to witness these poor sweet innocent creatures doing everything to bring humans back and missing their human partners and not being able to comprehend what happened and why humans left them behind. I was not prepared to cry this much over a pokemon game.
Also sometimes the game accidentally lets me kiss my poor babies gently on the forehead.

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Getting up at 6 am IRL: aw fuck it’s so early oh my god
Getting up at 6 am in an rpg: *banging pots and pans together in front of the cobbler’s shop* WAKEY WAKEY THE SUN IS UP I WANT SOME SHOOOOOOOES
customers the same in all universes
this is it. this is the best response i’ve ever received on this post. everyone pack up, go home, we’re done here
PLEASE READ THIS ARTICLE
From another article i read today 😭
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he wasn’t even there to be a contestant he joined the crew as a CHINESE TEACHER but the directors noticed his good looks and begged him to compete. poor guy made it to the finals and if he had been one of the winners he would have been contractually forced to be in a boy band whether he wanted to or not
this is the closest any human being has ever come to actually being sold to One Direction