Whit Wilson

enemies

he looks like he’s experiencing whip cream 

What?

The most confusing group chat

world heritage post

podcasts are so fucking strange cause if you stop paying attention for like .5 seconds you miss so much information. like, i fell asleep listening to night vale once and woke up to cecil talking abt sex ed for spiders

But to be fair that’s just how nightvale is

You didn’t actually miss anything, Cecil waited for you to wake up and that was just the next thing he was going to say

that’s so ominous and i hate that but thank you

it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.

oh what a life

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

LIKE TO CHARGE, REBLOG TO CAST

Or do both for twice the punch!

me and the homies once we all get vaccinated for covid

*pulls up to the fanfic drive-thru window* uh yeah, i’ll take a fake relationship with a side of mutual pining and thinking the other isn’t interested, thanks

#*bored author’s voice over the tannoy* d'you want fluff with that? (via @amarriageoftrueminds)

#sure and if you can throw in an extra “sharing one bed” trope, that would be great.

How much is it to supersize to smut?

So if you get smut and fluff from a drive thru where do you go for angst and dark?

That you order from the guy in the trenchcoat in the alley. “You want angst? I got angst”

*sticks my withered goblin paw out from under the bed* psst kid i got ‘they both think the other one is dead for like seven chapters’ 

“Do you take fanart?”

Author: soft crying… yea-yeah i take fanart. your change is everlasting love and friendship… is that okay?

A concept I’d love to see explored in fantasy is the one druid party member not being native to the setting, so they’re completely unfamiliar with how to utilise the local flora and fauna. Druid: [beckons for a coyote to aid in combat] Mammoths: [stampeding] Druid: oh fuck

Druid, casting Enroot: This’ll slow you down! ;) Goblins: [impaled by a dozen cacti] Druid, in a desert: oh right

I like this so much better than the idea that our ancestors would be embarrassed or ashamed of us for being “soft” or some crap like that.