because, evan

they send me to space war even though i’m so freaking small i’m literally just a grunt. they only gave me a pasma pistol. i’m gonna fucking die

I love how some fics are called shit like "They Only Shoot The Birds Who Cannot Sing" and it's like the most insane porn you're ever read and then some fics are called Spit On Me and it's 18,000 words of the most achingly id-scratching prose you've ever read and they're both. They're both so fucking good. thank God for fanfiction.

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before

And where is every single Ryan hates buddie fake insider at now.

ryliver mating rituals are on such a crazy level of freak4freak i feel like im watching the discovery channel

maddies the one who called eddie and she was crying when she did it so i know I KNOWWW that there was a solid five seconds where eddie was sure buck was dead again

CAN WE PLEASE LET OLIVER STARK KISS RYAN GUZMAN ON ABC THURSDAYS AT 8/7 CENTRAL. ITS GETTING DIRE AT THIS POINT.

if qui gon had been anakin’s master, anakin prob wouldn’t have gone to the dark side. not necessarily bc he’d been a better master, but bc obi wan would be the cool older bro he’d sneak out w and confide in instead of the fake father figure he felt the constant need to rebel against. ‘palpatine has been asking me to spend time with him…’ ‘NEVER trust a politician. wait, hold. why the kriff is a decrepit thing like him trying to hang out w a 12 year old’ ‘I’m in love w padme. I want to get married!’ ‘u still have a rat tail’