im-not-so-sin

POV: You are Simba

Love it when you can see the impending disaster before it hits, lol.

My favorite pirate joke is “why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years at c” not because it’s THAT funny but because it’s a relatively simple joke that nobody ive told it to has ever correctly guessed the punchline for because they all think it’s gonna be a joke about arrrr

Sorry for the double reblog I just wanted to let everyone know that I told the first joke to my dad and he hung up on me.

the sound isn't necessary, but it does add a quality

the sword-billed hummingbird may be one of, if not THE, bird of all time

fuck you I can hear it

I had a dream that unless the teacher told us class was over, we were forbidden from going out the door. Our teacher was very forgetful, and maybe even malicious. After being forced to stay past sunset many days, my class decided we were going to break out every night. Eventually our attempts led us to discovering rifts in space-time where we could warp. So we never used the door. Checkmate.

the window

what? you going to critique my dreams? my subconscious creations, that I did by accident, while asleep? the chemicals in my brain? are you going to use your foul eyes and dissect all of the plotholes in my dreams? you going to critique the weather? harass the clouds? make fun of thunder for being off key? remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes

“i just like my alone time” i say as if loneliness hasn’t been all i’ve known since childhood