direct experience of the divine

xander adding a lampshade to the pile of things in his attempt to barricade the door...he is such a special and specific kind of idiot

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

dean mentions in passing, like in the middle of the night, he is craving something and before he can even finish the sentence cas is already gone and a blink later he is back holding whatever dean was craving and dean is staring at him because this level of unhinged love towards himself is so new and also because he has to ask " cas did you go to the store butt naked?" " it was closed, dean" " you stole this bag of doritos?!" and cas just nods along already getting comfortable under the covers

phone somehow autocorrected "the joker" to "the worker." why so devoid of class consciousness, batman

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

this is not a place of honor

Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you

Can I be honest with yall I don't want to hear SHIT against cishets at pride this year

"But it's not FOR them!!!" The biggest military power in the world belongs to a christofascist nation overseen by a felon found guilty of 34 federal crimes and has greenlit a gestapo with more direct funding than the entire military of Canada for the purpose of ethnic cleansing. Let Hetero Jessica throw some biodegradable glitter at a municipal parade

At this point if anyone is trying to exclude anyone benignly pro-queer from a pro-queer space I'm just going to assume you're a fed or something idk like something something destabilize the movement from within or whatever

Hero, in recognition for your courage and temerity in the face of my absolute evil, I grant thee a ring of maidenification.

this shits gonna flip into a clean 500 gold pieces for sure

Of course it will, should it leave your finger~

my friend you are off your rocker if you think this thing is even getting close to one of my ring slots I know better than to make that mistake after putting on one of your amulets and being turned into a newt for a week

you were really cute as a newt. . .

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

Transcript: Yesterday my cousin said that my rooster wasn't a real rooster. He said he's a Walmart rooster. *chicken noises* Does this not look like a real rooster to you? *chicken makes a sound again* Sure, he's small, but he has feelings.

important context this person looks and sounds like they’re gonna cry

Also important to note that the rooster appears to be roughly the size of a large pigeon.

The pigeon people have informed me he is the size of a normal pigeon, or perhaps even a small pigeon. Fucking rip.