Oh to be a fat bear, unstoppable by coronavirus, popular in mechanics.

Imagine being at Quiznos and seeing a whole-ass coyote blocking the drinks

Fuck! I can’t stop thinking about him

how to stop endlessly analyzing your own behavior as if you were a scientific experiment

men are like i cheat on my wife ... to cope

this is my emotional support side hoe

this is the plot to mama mia

queen

how am i sensitive and a bitch at the same time

Hello, I come from the forests, ask me anything 

how are the trees

I dont know who you are or what that is. AMA closed

just had the weirdest fast food interaction i think i've ever had

i ordered a bacon egg and cheese biscuit and when i sat down and opened it there was just an entire chicken sandwich with egg and cheese added inside of it so i brought it back and was like hey sorry but can i get like. a normal sandwich. and the lady says to me "you can at least try it"

she was right to say it

Humans will pet anything.

How wonderful, then, to live on a planet full of creatures that like to be petted!

i loooooove personality quizzes and astrology and alignments and personality types because i’m completely obsessed with myself

songs to touch the stove to