Beesechorger

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

the more you twist yourself into a pretzel to avoid regret the harder it will hit when it eventually catches up to you.

discovered that wordle is a fantastic way to forget every single word in the entire english language and awaken the part of your brain that still remembers being a primordial amoeba

trans femmes are not the enemies of trans mascs 😭 like can y'all please be kind and thoughtful to trans femmes, this is so frustrating

i hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" like hell if i know

"what's going on in that head of yours?" nothing i want to be a part of

if you seek skeek at my slorse you hate me at my worst

HOW THE FUCK DOES THE SYAING GO

SILLY LARRY AND THE FLOATING PUSSY

new development in my brain loss story: i deadass just forgot what jerma was called

i still have NO idea what OP means by 'Jerma'. That's, not a thing. I just get random twt account when I google the name.

i wish i was you.

I hope OP is okay but my god am I dying of laughter

#OP I’m glad you got help and I’m sorry that happened to you #but your aphasia has made me weep with laughter

you ‘had’ sex? where did it go

Yeah look the weird smut comments are totally out of pocket but I really can't get over "im more into dr.seus or self help books lol"

Reblogging in honor of the first day of baseball season.

The exception is cheesy local commercials. Those should be the only ads. I will listen to someone who runs a store in my city doing an awkward rap. We once had a furniture store with these awful CGI ads and the slogan "where the deals are so low, it's almost criminal!" and then they got shut down, by the cops, because it turned out. It turned out the deals were so low because. You're not going to believe this but the prices were so low it was in fact