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there are’m only 23 types of people in the world

Mr. House in Fallout:New Vegas is just confidently wrong about things and people fall for it because he’s confident. Which I guess is normal. People also fall for confidently wrong real people too but come on guys

People who said that Mr. House losing his temper in the Fallout TV show wasn’t in character have clearly never denied him the platinum chip to his face. Dude straight up throws a tantrum.

just saw a "only one bed" fic with the major character death warning

#i guess that's one way to solve that problem

“This bed ain’t big enough for the both of us.”

one time I told my therapist "I tend to have issues with people who think of themselves as authority figures" and she burst out laughing and then said "I think we need to pause and reflect on how you phrased that"

I mean, what, was I supposed to refer to them as if they actually are authority figures? those don't exist

personally my first guess as to how joker got his scars would be from smiling too big. but maybe that's my dreamer's heart

@unofficial-autism-post

But this is genuinely a shitty act against humanity.

Woman murders man in broad daylight

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beautiful like to reblog ratio on this

That's because people are reblogging it every time they see it. Like I'm doing right now lmao

this video was always funny but I found this guy’s Instagram and he is Always Doing This, like it’s hundreds of slow motion videos of him walking muscled and shirtless through crowded streets around the world as people react to him—many of them appear to be filmed on the same street as in this video. which means this lady probably sees him doing this all the time and was like OH THERE HE IS AGAIN lmfaoooo

That does beg the question--did he upload this himself?

yes and he did not acknowledge it in the caption or tags at all 😂

Amazing.

wanting to vent a bit/being worried about privacy will have you posting like i'm dealing with issues and problems. situations have happened to me. and there are emotions i'm experiencing about this. or not. gotta keep 'em on their toes.

reblogging a funny low note count textpost on your dash made by your mutual's mutual kinda feels like walking up to two strangers on the street and laughing loudly at their joke

As a gimmick blog it’s doing all that but using a megaphone to obnoxiously amplify your laugh, bonus strangers are walking up to figure out what’s going on

True. And also, not a giraffe.

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only the true king could remove the sword from the stone…. no one else could…… they didn’t have…. arthurization