GC, BWR, NW Princess Donut the Queen Anne Chonk

I just know "Etsy Witch" would have been a class in Dungeon Crawler Carl

This picture serves as a good summary to this series 😂 almost to the end of book 8 💜

A-fucking-mazing

mordecai with donut and carl is such an embodiment of that one post that's like "is that my..? fuuuuck that's my circus. and are those? dammit, those are my monkeys."

Carl getting mad and attacking another crawler for the first time and he's screaming "you're a bully! that's why nobody likes you!", your honor, that's just a baby, yes, the 2m high man with the dynamite, it's a baby!

He said the same thing to his dad after his mom died.......... how can this man he so precious

why are some of you so against canon hot carl. he literally has a mary sue monologue in the first book where he’s like “btw im six foot three and jacked as hell, this is relevant to the plot because you need to know the physics of why this goblin fucking explodes when i jump on it are legit.” like even if his face is mid, that’s still a conventionally attractive man. and he has pretty princess hair now. that guy’s hot and i think we just need to accept it

“It’s clearly fetish content” YAY!!!!!

Sometimes a family is you, your ex girlfriend's cat who now has the intelligence of a person, and the shapeshifting indentured servant you tricked into being your manager.