Life is too short to refrain from eating jam out of the jar

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Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

huh. i am both wound and blade. neat.

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

has anyone noticed that sometimes you take incorrect or undesirable actions instead of the correct and desirable ones? what's up with that

sources say there are muscles in the back of my neck. and they want to kill me

Aliens bodies are probably different as hell. Or similar

playing a game called listening to the mountain goats while things get worse. it’s where you listen to the mountain goats while things get worse.

hm perhaps my friend, three beers, can help me do chores!!