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no “carrd.” you learn things about me based on what you can piece together from the vague details of my life I disclose in rare moments of vulnerability

come on now

everyone's being really embarrassing about the barbie oscars thing im gonna be totally real

a native-american actress got into the best actress category for the first time in the history of the oscars and instead of celebrating that we gotta hear thinkpieces about how the movie that's up for 8 oscars (including best picture) missing out on 2 additional oscar noms is an affront against feminism or whatever

Be careful of Asexuals y'all, I heard they aren't fucking around

i get dicked down

but i get it up again

It’s like the original protagonist got turned into a suit of armor, so his asshole sidekick had to fill in as the face.

Wait holy fuck