I want to be kirby

people telling chatgpt their problems is insane to me like girl just get a tumblr….

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

One tumblr follower is worth 196 instagram followers

maneating orchid endorses this philosophy

it really is fucking pathetic that a country with more guns than people can't hit one guy

if this is how you found out there was an active shooter at the White House yesterday I'm sorry

Me: oh it's this post again. Wait. Why does it say "posted 37 minutes ago"

the sexiest thing a woman can be is a cringe fujoshi with a very serious day job

you can be both employed & way too online. it’s called “posting on the clock,” and actually, it’s praxis.

one must imagine the tumblr mutual happy

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.