starry-eyed

Look I get that nobody LIKES encountering kids on social media and that it DOES in fact fuck you up to use the internet a bunch as a kid but like. I don't know what to tell you it's 2026 and TONS of kids live horrid little isolated lives in the suburbs with their fucking insane parents. Either conservatives, or anti-vaxxers or hellfire religious types or even just pieces of shit. When people post about how kids shouldn't be online or their parents should limit their internet use I just hear them going "PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD ISOLATE YOURSELF AND RESIGN YOURSELF TO THE WHIMS OF THE NUCLEAR FAMILY. YOUR PARENTS WILL ALWAYS HAVE YOUR BEST INTEREST INTEREST IN MIND EVEN IF THEY MOLEST YOU AND STUFF DONT GO ONLINE AND FIND OUT HOW TO LEAVE YOUR PARENTS HOUSE ALWAYS BELIEVE EVERYTHING THEY SAY NOTHING CAN GO WRONG IF THIS HAPPENS"

Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll is a book about a small child who is forced to solve RPGmaker puzzles, which is very impressive given that the book was written in 1865

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

The number of people who genuinely believe "we should just kill all the bad people and then bad things will stop happening" really boggles the mind. Like there are grown adults who think this way

Like I get the traumatized chimpanzee brained impulse to Kill Everyone Now about it but when that's your actual rationally held political stance that's fucking weird + frightening